Me after my brother had put me in a full nelson for five minutes and I had been yelling for help and no one came: Mom, didn't you hear me??
Mom: hear what you what?
Me: crying for help!
Mom: why?
Me: because Matthew was trying to kill me!
Mom: oh ... tell him I said not to do that.
Me: -.-
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tagged as: injustice. FOR FIVE MINUTES. AND IT HURT. no1curr.

  1. the-pink-pharmacist said: what’s a nelson?
  2. nicoleinreallife posted this